幽默笑話

網上笑話:

 One Night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. 

They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

 Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.?” , President Obama curiously asked his wife. 

She informed the Husband that in her teenage years, the man had been madly in love with her.

 President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant?”

 Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.” 

Dear fan, believe it or not, sometimes its a woman that makes a man who he is..

呢D笑話當然不是真的，但又真係幾好笑。

記得之前睇過一個重好笑:

日本有個大臣要同奧巴馬會面，不過佢唔係好識英文，翻譯教佢，如果見到奧巴馬，就說“how are you？”，如果對方說“fine thx！”你就說me too！咁之後的對話，就交返俾翻譯得啦!

結果，那日本大臣一見到奧巴馬，有點緊張，就說了“who are you？”奧巴馬幽默地回應:“I'm Michelle's husband”，於是大臣回答:“Me too！”